Stop losing your lunch
to meetings.
CovertLunch fills your calendar with realistic-looking blocks so nobody books over your break. Smart. Random. Invisible. Your calendar's bodyguard for lunch.
Blocking “Lunch” on your calendar doesn't work. People see through it. They schedule over it. They ask if it can move.
73% of executives eat lunch at their desk while in meetings. The best way to protect your time is to make it look like someone else already claimed it. CovertLunch makes your lunch look like real meetings — so it actually stays yours.
Three steps. Zero thinking.
Connect your calendar
Google Calendar or Outlook. One click. OAuth stays in Chrome — no tokens leave your machine.
Set your lunch window
Pick the time range you want protected. Default is 11:30 – 1:30. Adjust aggressiveness: subtle, medium, or solid wall.
CovertLunch does the rest
Random titles, varied durations, shifting start times. Your calendar looks busy. You eat in peace.
Camouflage so good, even your EA won't know.
Smart randomization
Different every day. Different durations, titles, start times. No pattern to detect.
Realistic titles
200+ curated titles. “Vendor Sync”, “1:1 – Product Review”, “Interview – Confidential”. Never “Lunch Break.”
Conflict-aware
Reads your real calendar first. Never double-books. Skips days that are already full.
Zero data sent anywhere
Everything runs locally in your browser. No servers. No tracking. No analytics on calendar content.
One-click disable
Meeting running long? Pause protection instantly. Panic button clears all generated events for the day.
Two weeks ahead
Pre-generates blocks 14 days out. Anti-pattern detection ensures no repeats within 5 business days.
Field Reports from the
Lunch Underground
Testimonials from operatives, handlers, and historical figures who understood that protecting a meal is its own form of warfare.
“Finally, a mission I can get behind.”
“Sun Tzu said 'all warfare is deception.' He clearly meant lunch warfare.”
“I used to schedule 'dead drops' at noon. This is much simpler.”
“My calendar looked so real, even I forgot which meetings were fake.”
“In Soviet Russia, calendar books YOU. CovertLunch books calendar.”
“An army marches on its stomach. Hard to march if you're in a 12pm standup.”
“I've infiltrated governments, toppled regimes, and stolen state secrets. But protecting my lunch hour? That was the hardest mission until CovertLunch.”
“The name's Blocked. Calendar Blocked.”
“SIGINT picked up zero patterns in my calendar. Completely undetectable.”
“I told my EA it was a vendor call. She told me she also uses CovertLunch.”
“Even my handler couldn't figure out when I was actually eating.”
“Deception is an art. CovertLunch is a masterpiece.”
No actual intelligence agencies were consulted in the making of this product.
Try it free. Pay once. Eat forever.
Lock in early-bird pricing by joining the waitlist.
Free Trial
- Full feature access
- Unlimited days protected
- All 200+ titles
- No credit card
Pro Lifetime
- Everything in trial
- Yours forever, no renewals
- Custom title library
- All future features included
Pro Monthly
- Same features as Lifetime
- Less than a coffee
- Cancel anytime
- No commitment
Get your lunch back.
Quietly.
Join the waitlist. We'll send you one email at launch with the Chrome Web Store link and your early-bird discount.